Did those bitches die?

Before bed @ midnight:

It was like this in the morning, too. I thought this product was snake oil by then. Had to prepare myself for work while a bunch of ants were crawling into my ass and hair. Ugh.

After work:

Admiral Ackbar! MY MAN!

All the ants became thirsty and started drinking water from the toilet bowl. Some resorted to extreme measures by drinking the detergent. Wow. All the ones in the toilet bowl drowned, and I performed a short burial by pushing the handle.

Work wasn’t too exciting today. I’m now doing a testing marathon of various componens of the digital signs from chips to controllers, but at least youtube background music passes the time very quickly.

Oh shitholes! It was freaking 105 degrees today, causing the road to burn hellishly. The tires on my car squealed at every turn, and the steering wheel felt like it may have errupted in flames at any moment.

Last night, my generous sister shared with me a somewhat let’s say… interesting recording of Chopin’s Share-zo, uh I mean, Scherzo No. 1. It’s so beautiful and amazing how well someone can butcher a piece like this. Her playing is a blazing run-through with more holes than a swiss cheese. Hell, it’s not even swiss cheese any more. It’s diahrea spewing out from a donkey into your ear. It’s a knife jamming and bleeding the insides of your ear dry. I swear, I would rather do this than listen to this recording again.

I suppose a combination of Miss State and classical musical talent don’t mix too well in a beauty competition, and this should come to no surprise. However……………. why did this happen? ;_;

Audio link after the break.

http://www.jazzdrummer.com/goofs/misstexas2000Chopin.mp3

I was going to post a better recording on Youtube below, but they all are very messy and bangy. No one plays Chopin right on YouTube (with the exception of the masters).