Man. I just have to say: Fuck ants!

Recently, the ants assaulted my bathroom for no reasons and they’re swarming everywhere. I spent part of my Friday night holding the lines using a variety of household weapons: everyday salt, a bottle of delicious Palm Olive apple flavored dish detergent, and an ancient bottle of citrus-based hardwood floor cleaner.

I must say that these household items did work…temporary. First, I walled the entrance with a pile of salt. Then, I dabbed a bit of detergent onto a sponge soaked in water and wiped all those little bastards up. Finally, I flooded the entrance with the floor cleaner.

Mission Accomplished.

So only a few surviving ones were seen f…until TODAY, what the fuck. The little creeps decided to infiltrate again through a tiny corner of my sink. Those fuckers!

I search in Google for any commercial remedies, and the Internetz agrees that this ant bait product called Terro would do the trick and exterminate these fucktards forever.

Skeptical but desperate, I decided to buy this and try it for myself. The box contains six plastic trays that have a flap (cut opened with scissors), so the ants can enter. The material consists of sugar and borax: sugar = attraction, borax = termination.

So I placed one next to the opening they were coming from and soon after 10 seconds, hundreds of ants stormed out of that tiny hole thinking they just scored big on dinner. Well, dinner is on me for tonight and maybe breakfast, too.

So now as I type, there are little hundreds of ants in that little tray. See for yourself:

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Green liquid is my lovely apple-licious detergent!

Video after the break.

That black outline you see are those fucking ants. As long as they don’t cross the Mexican border to my room, they won’t be shot.